A better way of existing begins with this tiny girl sticker. It’s like a scratch ‘n sniff sticker, except its scratch ‘n boobs instead.
The sticker is actually a transdermal patch. Specifically, an Estradot 100mg, which will slowly release estrogen into my bloodstream for three and a half days before the patch is changed. The girl sticker is paired with 50mg daily of Cyproterone, an anti-androgen, which nukes my testosterone. Together, they make magic with my body, shifting it to a state of Puberty 2: Electric Boogaloo – with all the good, the bad and the awkward that entails.
Not since I was a child winning praise from a teacher have I been so enthralled by a sticker. This ‘lil clear thing is better than any holographic, any neon, any die-cut or scratch ‘n sniff or embossed or any other sticker I’ve stuck.
This is day one.